Greetings from Muddy Valley

[Bomber]

Aloha! I recently re-entered the Fiat population after a 19 year absence. I figured if I'm going to do something exciting for my 40th birthday, a sportscar will be much safer than a barmaid. (And my wife won't kill me for it).
I'll be lurking around for a while as I put together some kind of plan to get my $500 dream machine back on the road. She won't need much, just headlights and new fluids.

[So Cal Mark]

welcome! hopefully they have paved roads in Muddy Valley?

[mbouse]

OK, I give. where is muddy valley... and are the barmaids really that dangerous?


welcome to the site.

[Bomber]

This time of year the roads can be a little dusty. Actually the paint on my little Bomber is so bad that it won't matter for now.
Muddy Valley is about 30 minutes West of Salem, Oregon. Lee Putman can provide a narrative on driving directions. Look out for tractors and skunks.
Any barmaid can be dangerous; if you find the right one;)