Please somebody help me I hear voices!!!

[BEEK]

time to start a "fiat buyers helpline", kinda like a suicide prevention hotline. there people could be made to understand the obsession/addiction. and maybe a cure will be formulated, probably not. as once bitten, addiction is incurable!

[NJFIAT1981]

Right! I can see me manning that hotline right now. The conversation would go something like this:
Me-Hello Fiat Help Hot Line
Caller-I need help. I've found a 1970 Fiat Spider in excellent condition with no rust for $750.00 and I really want to buy it but my wife will get mad. You see I already have two Spiders and a X19 and no room in the garage. What should I do?
Me- Sir listen to me very carefully. I'm a trained professional. Step away from the Fiat. Put the seller on the phone and then immediately leave the area. Don't look back and don't ever return here. I will be right there with a trailer and $750.00 in cash to remove the offending Fiat from the area. Thank God you called me before it was too late.
Caller-Oh Thank you for helping me
Me-Not at all citizen-Now ove along now like a good gentleman and don't look back or you'll be sorry

[mdrburchette]

Can I be a Fiat Help line representative too? I've got a lot of experience in getting offending Fiats out of sight.

[lanciahf]

Something like this?
Drop the cash and STEP AWAY from the Fiat! Citizen!

[NJFIAT1981]

I should not be allowed to be out in the public domain. I should not be allowed to look at ebay under the section titled Fiat Spiders. I've gone and done it again. Common sense was just a fleeting thought. It was there for just a moment. Then it happened. The unthinkable. The voices returned and I now own Fiat # 3.
Oh forgot to mention the 82 parts car I purchased last weekend. Thanks god I know Ralph and can blame it on him

[azygoustoyou]

Sounds like you really mean #4

[lanciahf]

Spider # 3

[NJFIAT1981]

Nice pics Ralph. Ordered some Sumitomo HTR 200's from Tire Rack. Boy talk about fast shipping. New tires and an alignment check tomorrow. Ordered a new thermostat. Everything else looks good except the fender. Bradys wind deflector really works. What a difference.
I might be able to swing June 13th. I will check tomorrow at work.